Fadiah Nadwa Fikri, why are you so stupid? Do you know we created Bersih in 2007? Yes, we! At first Anwar Ibrahim did not care much about Bersih or was bothered to support it. Then, when he saw it was successful, he hijacked it and changed it to Bersih 2.0.
And do you know why we used yellow T-shirts for our Bersih movement? It is because we wanted to demonstrate our loyalty to the monarchy. Yes, that’s right, we used yellow as a mark of loyalty to the Raja-Raja Melayu.
And now you use yellow and don our stolen Bersih T-shirt to call for the abolishment of the monarchy and for Malaysia to be turned into a republic. How stupid can you be?
So, the monarchy is out-dated and should be abolished, you say. If that is the reason it should be abolished, because it is out-dated, then there are many other things that are out-dated as well and should be abolished.
One that comes to mind is marriage. Why the hell do we need a silly piece of paper before a man and woman can bonk? And why must we sit in front of a turbaned man before our marriage is legal? How out-dated can that be? And why is it only men and women can bonk? Why not men and men or women and women? Is not straight sex so out-dated?
And another very out-dated belief is religion. Humankind believed in God and prayed since the stone-age. How more out-dated can that be? And since you are wearing that piece of cloth over your head, I assume you believe in an out-dated God.
You are a lawyer, right? And in law you are taught not to accept hearsay, right? And yet your belief in God is based purely on hearsay. What low-class lawyer are you to accept something that will never stand the simple test of evidence in court?
Anyway, your call to abolish the monarchy and to turn Malaysia into a republic was expected and comes as no surprise. This has been DAP’s goal all along since the party was formed in 1965. That is also what Chin Peng and the Communist Party of Malaya (CPM) wanted. And I am sure Pakatan Harapan’s Attorney-General, Tommy Thomas, who is also Chin Peng’s lawyer, will agree with you.
Next you will want the Federal Constitution of Malaysia amended not only to abolish the monarchy but also to turn Malaysia into a secular state. And that will be when we will see what happened to Indonesia in 1965 when 500,000-1,000,000 Communists were killed also happen in Malaysia.
So, Fadiah Nadwa Fikri, keep pushing and watch the parang terbang come for your head, figure of speech, of course (wink, wink).